The Parenting Lie Detector: A Funny and Honest Survival Guide for Exhausted Moms and Dads

Are you tired of parenting advice that sounds like it was written by someone who's never actually MET a toddler?If you've ever hidden in the bathroom eating candy while your kids destroyed the living room... this book is for you."The Parenting Lie Detector" is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud funny survival guide that exhausted moms and dads have been desperately searching for. No Instagram filters. No Pinterest-perfect nonsense. Just real talk about the beautiful chaos of raising tiny humans.INSIDE THIS HILARIOUS PARENTING BOOK, YOU'LL DISCOVER:✓ Why "sleep when the baby sleeps" is terrible advice (and what to do instead when you're running on 3 hours of sleep)✓ The truth about the Terrible Twos (spoiler: it gets worse with Threes and Fours)✓ How to survive the food wars without losing your mind when your child only eats beige foods✓ Real talk about screen time that won't make you feel guilty✓ Why "it's just a phase" is both true AND completely unhelpful✓ The parenting lies we tell ourselves (and permission to stop)✓ Honest strategies for modern parents juggling work, childcare, and sanityTHIS FUNNY PARENTING BOOK IS PERFECT FOR:New parents drowning in conflicting adviceExhausted moms who need validation more than tipsDads trying to figure out this parenting thingParents of toddlers surviving tantrums and sleep regressionsAnyone who's ever wondered if they're the only one strugglingWHAT MAKES THIS PARENTING HUMOR BOOK DIFFERENT?Unlike typical parenting books filled with impossible standards and guilt-inducing advice, "The Parenting Lie Detector" gives you permission to be imperfect. Author Sarah Caffeinated exposes the fairy tales we've all been sold about modern parenting—from "enjoy every moment" to "they'll eat when they're hungry"—and replaces them with honest, hilarious reality checks.Each chapter tackles a different parenting myth:Sleep deprivation that makes zombies look well-restedPicky eaters who survive on air and crackersThe never-ending battle of bedtime routinesThe comparison trap of social media parentingFinding your village when it seems to have vanishedSelf-care that's actually possible (hint: it doesn't require a spa day)READERS ARE SAYING:"Finally, a parenting book that doesn't make me feel like I'm failing!""I laughed, I cried, I felt seen. This is the book every exhausted parent needs.""Honest, hilarious, and actually helpful. I wish I'd had this when my kids were babies!"YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THE CHAOSParenting is hard. Really hard. And it's okay to admit that. This book is your permission slip to:➤ Stop comparing yourself to perfect Pinterest parents➤ Lower your standards to a sustainable level➤ Acknowledge that "good enough" is actually good enough➤ Laugh at the absurdity instead of crying (well, maybe both)➤ Find community with other parents in the trenchesREAL PARENTING FOR REAL FAMILIESWhether you're dealing with terrible twos, sleep training, potty training disasters, sibling rivalry, or just trying to make it through another day without losing your mind—this book has your back.Perfect for:Baby shower gifts for expecting parentsMother's Day or Father's Day presentsSurvival kits for new moms and dadsAnyone who needs a good laugh about family lifeParents who prefer honest humor over judgmental advice20 CHAPTERS OF HONEST, HILARIOUS PARENTING TRUTHFrom exposing the myth of "enjoying every moment" to surviving food battles, screen time debates, and the mysterious disappearing village—every chapter validates your